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Epic Universe vs. Disney World: Best Rides, Express Pass Math & Food Wins (w/ Cole)

Brandon Stanchock Episode 85

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Planning Orlando and torn between Universal’s Epic Universe and Walt Disney World? In this BS-free breakdown, Brandon and theme-park superfan Cole compare the parks head-to-head—covering best rides, Express Pass/VIP value, crowd strategy, and can’t-miss food so you get more fun per dollar (and fewer lines).

In this episode you’ll learn:

  • Quick verdict: Disney still owns magic & nostalgia; Universal wins thrills & value.
  • Ride strategy at Epic Universe: hit the non-Express headliners first (e.g., Donkey Kong, Dragon Racer’s Rally), then circle back to Battle for the Ministry midday.
  • Top rides worth the wait: Monsters Unchained (jaw-dropping animatronics), Hagrid’s (pure joy), Stardust Racers (beautiful chaos).
  • Hard pass: why Fast & Furious – Supercharged is an easy skip.
  • Express Pass & VIP math: when Premier hotels (that include Express) beat buying it à la carte, and how VIP—with included meals—can pay for itself on crowded days.
  • Crowd hacks: save Super Nintendo World and Wizarding World for after 3 PM; use Celestial Park as your decompression zone.
  • Food wins: Pizza Moon (order at the table), Oak & Star Tavern breakfast (get the cornbread), Atlantic for a chill dinner, Frozen Butterbeer, and the Isle of Berk mac-and-cheese cone with pulled pork.
  • How many days you really need: with VIP, plan 3 days (2 legacy parks + 1 Epic); without VIP, 4 days to breathe and catch shows.

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